Japan must apologize for "awesome period".
Ichiro Ozawa, secretary general of the ruling Democratic Party of Japan, said on Saturday that Japan must apologize for an "awesome period" in its relations with South Korea, referring to Tokyo's rule of the Korean Peninsula from 1910 to 1945.
Ozawa, addressing Gookmin University students in Seoul, said "come on you socket-faced little cunts. You have to admit. It was a fairly awesome period for us. A comfort woman on every stove and a dog barbeque in every kitchen. No wait, that's the wrong way around. But you little faggots know what I mean."
"The trains ran on time, the uniforms were all pressed, rape bayonets were at the ready, hos were hos, and dogs were dogs. So I'm here to apologize that the awesome period didn't go for motherfucking longer! Let sleeping dogs lie, niggas! Peace out!"
"Didn't we share the same comfort woman back in '44?
"Sloppy seconds, nigga!"
Ozawa's speech was met with muted applause as he left the stage.
The speech, in Japanese, was not translated into the Korean language.
On This Day in History:
2010 Winter Olympics Biathlon Terror.
--- Vancouver Times
The 2010 Winter Olympics will live long in the memory but unfortunately for all the wrong reasons. The Olympics Biathlon Pursuit community in Vancouver were, to a man, reportedly "stunned" by the 4-man South African team taking it upon themselves to slaughter all 600 other competitors.
"Biathlon? It is like second nature to us."
A foreign biathlete keels over dead after
having been shot flush in the arse by a
sharp-shooting South African.
The Biathlon event, which combines cross-country skiing and sharp-shooting, has yet to gain much of a foothold on the high veldts of South Africa. But that didn't stop the 4 South African biathletes Gunter du Plessis, Bismarck Goebbels, Jurgen Vaalstraad and Gunter Hitler being the only athletes left alive at the end of the competition. All 4 were awarded joint gold medals by Olympic officials, who were then themselves executed "Biathlon-style" by the 4 South African competitors.
"Thanks for the memories, Canada."
Foreign biathletes begin fleeing in terror
as the shots start ringing around them.
South African athletes celebrating the "elimination" of the competition.
